helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit
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I am so fucked

me before and after every exam (via chutneyy)
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my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world


mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn



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when you see a friend post a totally flawed opinion that you want to argue but you just 




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Submission, anoned by request. 
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If youre my friend, Ill always do everything I can to make sure you stay on the right path. I hate seeing people I care about ruin their lives over bad decisions.

But, if you get mad when people tell you that youre messing up, I cant help you. Nobody can. And if its worth destroying a friendship over, then so be it. Then our friendship must not have been that important to you in the first place.

Ill still be here though when the concequences come back to haunt you. Laughing, because you think I’m going to let you treat me badly again.

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hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo